The Slippery Slope Pt 3: Vanity and the Beast
It’s taken me this long to achieve perspective on how I felt after that last procedure. Great timing, with this being Halloween week. Hop on board…
The Slippery Slope Pt 2: Maybe Not So Slippery
I went to Dr. Laser All the Bad Away’s office with shaky hands and an open mind. These are my terrible “Before” selfies, taken in near-dark…
The Slippery Slope, Pt. 1
“I could never do cosmetic surgery. It’s just so vain. It’s bad karma to want to change what you are. I mean, unless you’re in a…
Diary Excerpts From a Conflicted Farmer McGregor
September 2013: I am in the garden pruning, harvesting, weeding…and there is one of my bunnies, full grown, munching on a giant juicy tomato. Really,…
Project Grinch and the Junior Accountants
In a world of American materialism, inevitably comes the time when you must pare down. Simplify. Walk through the valley of toys without injury. Open up…
Don't Repeat This in Preschool 