I am a mama of 2. No, scratch that. Mama of 4: Girlchild, Boychild, Dogchild, and Mr. Banks
The Husband Formerly Known As Manchild.
Find more of my (non-parenting themed) writing at: Emilyschleiger.com, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress, Second City Network, The Big Jewel, Razed, Robot Butt, and HumorOutcasts.com .