Check out my piece on The Big Jewel!
My nonfiction piece about my mom’s funeral, and the surprising readings that were a part of it (hint: they were about demonic possession), is published on…
The Slippery Slope Pt 2: Maybe Not So Slippery
I went to Dr. Laser All the Bad Away’s office with shaky hands and an open mind. These are my terrible “Before” selfies, taken in near-dark…
A Chat About Disease. With the Pizza Guy.
The doorbell rings. How many Schleigers does it take to greet the pizza guy and pay him? It takes all of us. Dogchild to attempt to…
One Conversation About Running, with Some Idiot Who Only Runs if Chased*
*And, surprisingly and quite possibly accidentally, is a member of Mensa Me: So I was driving in the neighborhood today, and seriously 3 women were walking…
Don't Repeat This in Preschool 